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Technical Notes

When we started our little business in the fall of  '82, we only intended to produce photos consistent with our "philosophy" but by the end of  '83, so many customers had urged us to offer videos, that we decided to take the plunge and get into that relatively new medium. We started with a consumer-quality portable VHS deck, and one of the finest consumer video cameras ever made—the Panasonic PK-957, sporting a 1/2" Newvicon image tube (virtually resistant to "burn-in" and "comet-tailing"), infrared auto focus, and color correction controls right on the camera. We produced our first Video, "Pantyhose & Girdles" in the winter of '84.

The camera did a fantastic job, and continues to do so to this day. However, when we dubbed from one consumer VCR to another consumer VCR, it was immediately apparent that the resultant picture quality was not good enough for our customers (and the prices we felt we had to get for our product), so we swallowed hard and went into debt for what was then, and what remains today, one of the finest VHS decks made, the Panasonic Industrial AG-6300 (with most VCR's, the best picture quality is obtained when you play back the video on the very same machine that it was recorded on—the AG-6300 makes any video look better than when played on the original recording deck!) We used this to dub your copies from.

But, since we were still camera-mastering on a deck without "flying erase" heads, that irritating moiré pattern (rainbow  "glitches") that always appears between cuts (scenes), quickly became inconsistent with our ideas of the quality that we wanted to be known for. So, we swallowed hard again and went into debt again—this time for a pair of Panasonic Industrial editing decks, the NV-8500's, and their A500 edit controller. This allowed us to produce dub masters which were of visibly higher quality, and resistant to generational loss, making our customers' final dubs considerably better than 95% of our competition in this "semi-pro" end of the business. We finally had "state-of-the-art" video quality (at least consistent with our budget), and were very satisfied with our product. Our customers' many unsolicited comments on our video technical quality (let alone the content) were proof that we were where we wanted to be.

But, time (and video technology) marches on. Soon there was a proliferation of new formats, promising even better quality for the "pro-am" producer, but we were confused, and unwilling to make any radical changes until the state-of-the-art had settled down to where we could make an economic decision as to where to put our upgrade money (it had taken us three years to pay off the editing system!)

Our older Panasonic NV-8500's have what is known variously as "head-to-head" dub, or "FM" dub, or "Y/C" dub. This means that the black and white (picture) information (Y), and the color (C) information are handled separately, reducing interference between them, within and between the machines, yielding nearly loss-less generations. As it happens, the S-VHS format handles Y and C information in essentially the same way, but with the added benefit of putting the video information on the tape directly as separate Y and C information, making even better pictures!

Super VHS (S-VHS) became the best (cost vs. benefit) choice for us (many TV stations are even using S-VHS as a news acquisition format), so we took another plunge and bought the newest, top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art S-VHS deck, the Panasonic AG-7750, which has excellent color correction and noise reduction circuitry, as well as a time-base corrector (designed to further reduce color purity problems as well as picture jitter), and promising even higher quality multi generation dubs.

At the 1993 NAB—National Association of Broadcasters convention (where we go as often as possible, looking for ways to improve our products) we were treated to a demonstration of the world's Absolute Best —it's also the most expensive—I've never paid as much for an automobile! S-VHS player (it doesn't even record)—the JVC BR-S525. It has unrivaled picture quality, astounding noise-redution circuitry, a time-base corrector, a processing amp for color and other video attribute correction, and—totally noise-free slow-motion! (Without the inter-frame band, that annoying black horizontal band that moves vertically through the picture). You'll appreciate this on "Petticoat Juction", and in some of the ejaculation scenes. We had already switched to S-VHS Cameras early in the decade, and we're now on our third—a new, state-of-the-art 3-Chip Y/C camera, with a high-speed shutter. All our newer productions are "shot-on-S".


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New Year's Day, 1996

I was chatting with a neighbor around my age whom I didn't know very well, about the gunfire in the neighborhood at midnight, which is how they 'ring in the new year' around here, commenting on how it was so intense it was almost like a war zone.

"Oh, were you in Viet-Nam?" he asked.

"Yeah, July to July, 67 - 68, there for Tet 68", I replied.

"Well, welcome back!" he said enthusiastically.

"Yeah...

well...

sure...

ok...

thanks...

but—it's been almost thirty years."

"Well, maybe no one ever said it before."

He was right.

I cried.